When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep
Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do.
no, no- imagine how amazing this would be! you’re average- but the key here is at EVERYTHING you try and do
try and get the cure to cancer? well, aint a fingers snap and done cure but its a cure. doctors worldwide are astounded
try and learn how to communicate with an alien race? well, youre not fluent but its passing and humanity hasnt even invented deep space flight- you just managed to get their signal and have a chat
want to fly? well- youre a bit wobbly but goddamn its working
being average at everything is amazing bc if we assume anything you try works then eveything is at least working a bit
Jack of all trades, master of none, better than a master of one
i want blizzard to patch in a ‘no’ button so that when widowmaker spams ‘i need healing’ from a hidden sniper ledge ten miles behind the payload i can let her know exactly how i feel about it
other potential uses of the ‘no’ button:
- friendly mei walls you in spawn just as the match starts so the rest of the team forms a circle of condemnation around her and spams ‘no’
- sleep-darting a charging rein and saying ‘no’ basically equates to saying ‘nope not today’
- run screaming through a symmetra hell room spamming ‘no’ to warn your team not to follow you
- friendly genji attacks the entire enemy team by himself and dies instantly. ‘no’. bad genji.
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